I'm bored so I'm making this random gaming thread |D

Post here things from any(Wii, Xbox, PC, SNES etc...) video games like:


Brush strokes have the potential of killing things. ~Okami

You can blow yourself up and not get killed. ~Smash Bros and in some cases Legend of Zelda

You can bark and bark and bark and no one will tell you off. ~Okami

Poop kills. ~Okami

Little plant men can kill things. ~Pikmin

You cannot die by jumping off buildings (sort of) ~Smash Bros

How do trainers with less then 3 pokemon manage to make it to Victory Road? ~Pokemon

Ride on freaking huge creatures - Shadow of the Colossus

Horse is always following you... no matter what you do to it or no matter where you go. YOU CAN'T ESCAPE FROM IT. - Shadow of the colossus

Use brush techniques to get people drunk - Okami

Use Playboy magazines to distract enemies - Metal Gear Solid -series

Hide in a cardboard box - Metal Gear Solid -series

Use a big catapult to get on top of big buildings and land on them like some kind of a super heroX - Metal Gear Online

Throw a hamburger/camera/rock/cigarette/cellphone/other stuff like that on someone's face.
Also, kill a person by bombarding them with cigarettes/other stuff mentioned above [what a sad way to go, really 8D] - Grand Theft Auto IV

Kill people with propeller of a flying helicopter - Grand Theft Auto IV

Go drunk driving after having great time with your friend in a bar - Grand Theft Auto IV

Have a heart attack when suddenly some walking death-mobile jumps at your face out of nowhere - Metal Gear Solid 4 Guns of the Patriots

Jump from a top of a tower that reaches high above the clouds... and don't die or even lose your health 8D - Okami

In the night go stealing some gnomes from your neighbourhood's yard - The Sims 2

A guard/soldier named Johnny always having diarrhea - Metal Gear Solid - series

Listen an iPod in a middle of a huge snowstorm, lying around in snow surrounded by friendly Wolfdogs [unless you make them mad] - Metal Gear Solid 4

hunt animals [all kinds of different birds and snakes, scorpions, giant spiders, rabbits... all kinds of yummy stuff...] and gather plants and mushrooms for food and medicine... and try not to get a food poisoning - Metal Gear Solid 3 Snake Eater

Take off your shirt and call your support team if there's a way to take off your pants as well - Metal Gear Solid 3 Snake Eater

take short rides from eagles, fishes or even turtles [they're all normal sized and stuff] - Shadow of the Colossus

Have a war against the whole freaking city with billions of cops and helicopters and special forces bombarding you... and get interrupted by your cousing calling and asking would you like to go bowling with him - Grand theft Auto IV

Kill someone by pushing them next to a moving train - Grand Theft Auto IV

No matter what you do, you can't die - TEF xDD


These are pretty random stuff. pfff xD

8D Quammy...those are awesome



Honeycombs make you feel better ~Banjo Kazooie

No matter where you are you can call your horse with a simple song. ~ Ocarina of Time, Majoras Mask and Twilight Princess.

Pinecones and Fungi give you magic spells 8D ~TEF

Toilets can talk. ~Banjo Kazooie

Walruses can ride sleds. ~Banjo Kazooie

A harp can make you go back in time. ~Oracle of Ages

INVINCIBLE HORSE [can't die] - Shadow of the Colossus, Assassin's Creed

Horse won't do anything even if you are slashing it with your sword... but if you simply point your arrows at it, it'll run away in fear. Arrow phobia, perhaps? - Shadow of the Colossus

Horse will die if you are pushing it too much... you know... to make it run faster. - GUN

An island where no man has visited since the Middle Ages and the whole colony vanished leaving it all there just like that - Uncharted - Drake's Fortune

A man who can charge like 10 000 volts of electricity from his body dies by a thunderbolt - Metal Gear Solid 3 Snake Eater

Meet the angry ghosts of all the enemies you have killed before - Metal Gear Solid 3 Snake Eater

A simple stab wont make you bleed. ~Super Smash Bros.

You wont get 3rd degree burns from fire. ~Super Smash Bros.

You wont get broken bones from being hit by a huge hammer. ~ Super Smash Bros.

If you step on something blue you get coins. ~Mario Party

Dragons hate magic. ~Drakengard

Babies like to eat you. ~Drakengard

Spoons and hairspray are lethal weapons. ~Silent Hill 2

Zombies are paintable. ~Half Life 2

Elephants will always be pink. ~Zoo Tycoon 2, Extinct Animals

Flying, purple, cross-dressing, tophat wearing hippos are dangerous to animals. ~Age of Mythology

No matter how many power tools you have, the tiny wooden box cannot be opened without the key - Silent Hill 5

Enemies are in fact harder to fight when they're wearing next to nothing - Mass Effect

If your clothes are blue you can breath under water - Legend of Zelda

DO A BARREL ROLL - Starfox

75% of all locks in this world are broken - Every single Silent Hill

Dolphins are the only things keeping us from being overrun by aliens - Ecco the Dolphin

That little emo girl will walk all up and down your ass - Left 4 Dead

It is possible to make an MRI scarier thank it already is - Condemned 2: Bloodshot

Mazes with maneating animals at the end will attract no law-enforcement officers whatsoever - Zoo Tycoon

It is possible to puke up a fetus - Silent Hill 3

It is also possible to keep said fetus alive if someone else were to swallow it. - Silent Hill 3

Mmmm, fetus. The other other white meat. - Silent Hill 3

You may not urinate until the giant hand tells you to do so - The Sims

Hair is never too spiky - Kingdom Hearts 2

Underwear is sewn onto you at birth and remains 'til the end of time - Elder Scrolls

Phones hate you and your children and they want you to burn in a noisy purgatory of ringing - Silent Hill 4

You can cut through diamond, rock, tree trunks and other things but you cannot cut through the long skinny bamboo. ~Okami

Keys have a one time use. ~Legend of Zelda

TRexs can ride skateboards and spit fire. ~Radical Rex

You have to go into the giant, dark, suspicious area that has the special item right infront of you in full view. Even though you know a big boss is gonna come out from somewhere. ~Any rpg pretty much.

Bees contrary to popular belief have unlimited stinging power. ~Banjo Kazooie/Tooie

You cannot die by being impaled. ~War of the Monsters.

Useless junk is worth thousands. ~Pikmin series.

White ShyGuys can break you out of jail. ~Yoshi's Story

Regardless of gender, Yoshi's make eggs.

In fighting games there is never a move to incapacitate a man by kicking him where it hurts.

Even when being chased by evil ghosts, you are physically incapable of jumping over small objects. - Fatal Frame

The guards will never notice a sudden loss of facial hair - Hitman: Blood Money

You can never choose a side. Ever. - Every good vs. evil game ever made

The minion is always 76583465968 times more powerful than the master - Every RPG ever made (I swear.)

It can always get weirder than it already is. - Drakengard

Some people find playing a bad highschool drama entertaining - Persona 4 (Please go murder the creators of this game.)

Roses exsist solely to drain you of any sanity you might still have - We Love Katamari

No, you're not high. But they sure were. - We Love Katamari

Your foot CAN, in fact, do whatever the hell it just did. - QWOP

Arrows arrow arrow arrows why do I love it so much arrows arrows arrows - Dance Dance Revolution

No one willl ever heal you. Ever. - Mass Effect

You can spends hours building a device that does nothing but launch a crate 75 feet and not get the least bit bored - Halo 3

Even after it's happened twenty-eight times, it's still scary as shit. - Fatal Frame