The Endless Lolfest by Sluggs
Once upon a time, there lived some Deer. These were no ordinary Deer, for these Deer wore strange objects, such as fancy masks and pretty pelts.
One dark night, (like nights usually are), one Deer came upon a tin of beans. The Deer picked up the tin, and ran off towards a large lump of rock where other Deer were playing.
As the Deer approached the rock, he dropped the beans. The Deer was very annoyed by this and decided to leave the beans where they lay. The Deer carried on to the rock, to play with his friends.
Author: Well, that Deer was no fun! Let's find another Deer to put in this story...
The pond was everyone's favourite place to be. Splashing about in the pond was Liëka, the Deer with the funny "e"
She splashed and splashed and was having so much fun, she didn't notice she was getting other Deer wet from all her splashing. This made the other Deer mad, and soon enough, they began to throw Frogs at Liëka.
As one of the Frogs flew through the air, a B52 Bomber flew over the pond, blowing one tossed Frog off course, hitting a sleeping Deer on the head. The sleeping Deer was no longer sleeping.
Author: Let's go back to that B52 Bomber for a moment...
As the B52 Bomber flew across the pond, Liëka noticed something... Rowan, was falling from the sky!
As Rowan fell, Liëka swam as fast as she could to the side of the pond. Just as she reached the pond's side, there was a huge splash. Rowan had splashed down!
Upon splashdown, Rowan had caused such a wave, that all the pond water left the building, leaving nothing behind, but Rowan, and a gang of rather annoyed Frogs.
Rowan had hit the deck hard. Falling from the back of a B52 Bomber has it's downfalls. Rowan won't be getting up any time soon.
The rather annoyed Frogs take advantage of this, and begin to form an angry circle around poor Rowan.
Rowan freezes, everything goes quiet. Right now, it's just Rowan and the Frogs. (Sounds rather like a pop group, don't it?)
Anyway...
Where was I? Ahh yeah! (Sorry, I have another one of my headaches!)
The annoyed Frogs tighten the circle. At this point, I can honestly say that Rowan doesn't stand a chance against those Frogs! I think this is going to be bloody, so I'm taking this story elsewhere!
To be continued...
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